How do I successfully become a Justin Bieber fan?

by admin on Feb.07, 2012, under celeb gossip

Question by : How do I successfully become a Justin Bieber fan?
I would like to become a Justin Bieber fan. Currently I am a Jack Norris fan and I would like to switch to Justin Bieber.

How can I successful achieve this goal?
Thanks.

Best answer:

Answer by askpacman
1) Take a hammer and bang yourself on the head a few hundred times
2) Go through extreme brain conditioning treatment which will help you blur the gender lines.
3) This will make liking his songs MUCH easier!

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14 Comments for this entry

Triana Venture
February 7th, 2012 on 4:45 pm
Lose all brain functions. Maybe sustain a pretty substantial blow to the head.
shakira fan 01
February 7th, 2012 on 4:58 pm
umm maby just look up wat type of music he has and start listening to it and maby buy some posters!!
Adriel Mota
February 7th, 2012 on 5:47 pm
Get a Barret 50. Caliber, and load it with armor penetrating rounds. Scope out Justin Beiber in his car and press the magic button while pointing at him.
MJ дĿwaỳŚ їη ṁÿ ♥
February 7th, 2012 on 6:02 pm
LOL. You’re acting like it has to be some big, planned, and organized event.
Just listen to his music, and like him. Also you can buy JB collectibles and go to his concerts.
Im not a fan of JB, but im not gonna hate on that kid either.
Briana♥'s Janet
February 7th, 2012 on 6:50 pm
You can be a fan of more than one person, you do realize that, right?
hollisterr12
February 7th, 2012 on 6:53 pm
Lmao. Just be like a normal fan you don’t have to be obsessed or a belieber. But what beliebers do they just get a Twitter make a fan site. Tweet him alot, try to get him to notice you, listen to his music, go to his concerts, meet him etc. You will see alot of beliebers on Twitter but don’t just do it for girls to give you attention cause your a guy they will just think your gay and they pay attention to what Justin does more than anyone else on Twitter
kyocera
February 7th, 2012 on 7:12 pm
why.would you want to be another over obsessed zombie for he has way to many of them followers
Sibora
February 7th, 2012 on 7:57 pm
To do or decide something you should make a question to yourself first and than again you answer that what your heart tells you. Follow your heart and just feel good. I do the same and I like this.
If you are making this question it means that you have started to think about him now……..the other part of the movie depends on you because you are the first actor.
Hoping I helped you

PS: If I helped you why don’t you mark my answer as a best one )))))))))))))))))))))))
Rebecca Yoffee
February 7th, 2012 on 8:43 pm
Just listen to his music and watch a lot of videos about him thats how i started to love him!
Smiley Face
February 7th, 2012 on 9:24 pm
How do I successfully call you a retard?
Like this:
Ryan…your a retard!
SheCar
February 7th, 2012 on 9:54 pm
First of all, how old are you? If you’re not below 13 and not a girl, you can forget about it.
holllistergurl87
February 7th, 2012 on 10:28 pm
be. a. person. DUH
Michel Kotlan
February 7th, 2012 on 10:38 pm
Yes, it is possible for you to achieve your goal. This is what you will need:

a baseball bat
a banana
an orange
a mallet
an anvil
a beehive
a policeman’s helmet
a kilo of Swiss cheese
a knife
a tent
a rubber band
a guitar
an ostrich egg
a stuffed lamb (not a soft toy, a real lamb that’s been stuffed)
an aubergine
a empty coke bottle
a slinky
One of them toy snakes that wiggles when you hold it, the hinged plastic ones
An empty washing up liquid bottle
Some sticky backed plastic

The instructions are pretty much self explanatory.

Have fun!
Cierra
February 7th, 2012 on 11:11 pm
You will have to memorize ALL the lyric to his songs
Have all of his shirts and posters.
You’ll have to drees like him too
Youll have to know when all of his concerts are and when
Youll have to be his fan on facebook and if he has a twitter follow him too.
You will also need to know where he is at ALL times.
You might even need to know who is girlfriend is too.

Hope it helps
P.S. i am NOT a justin Bieber fan but A LOT of my friends are.
HAVE FUN!!!